exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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