im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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