Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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