great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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