Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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