Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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