mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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