You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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