FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
did i just pee glitter
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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