Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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