For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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