That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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