Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
