Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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