we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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