So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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