By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
id be glad to
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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