i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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