sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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