obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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