I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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