WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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