i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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