Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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