I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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