My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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