No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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