So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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