Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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