You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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