I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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