Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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