idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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