Buhtt sex?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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