D3 body, D1 cock
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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