Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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