next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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