So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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