i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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