He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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