Is it because I queefed?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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