What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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