you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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