i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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