im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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