I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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