Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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