Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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