i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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