READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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