you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
