do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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