We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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