Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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