Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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